Proof that I'm NOT a fob.

I was suppose to be getting another 10 hours of studying in today, but I digressed. This is why. LOL


Credits go to Stuff Asian People Like

Young Asians in America (Australia counts too) come in many forms. Below are the major categories. Most Asians fit into multiple groups. For example, Rice-boys can also be Fobs and many Tabs are Fobulous. The only groups that are never part of another group are the Twinkies and the Asian-Americans. Claim your Fobbiness! When you see your Asian friend, greet them with ‘Wassup Fob!'. And if your Asian friend says something ridiculous, say ‘Fob please!' Of course, when a non-Asian calls you a Fob, that is grounds for a fight. Ahahaha. The categories below are to be taken lightheartedly. Read, recognize and laugh.

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Twinkie

- Besides your nationality, there is little to distinguish you from white people

- Your significant other is not Asian and never has been

- You have few Asian friends, if any

- You are embarrassed at family events because you cannot speak your language and everyone has to switch to English to communicate with you

- You have no idea that the other types of Asians on this list even exist

- You think Hello Kitty is dumb and do not know what Sanrio is

- You are the only Asian on this list that does not know what Bubble Tea is

- You drive a Ford or some other domestic car and if you drive a Honda, it is stock

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Asian-American

- You claim yourself as Asian, but real Asians think you’re whitewashed and non-Asians see you as a foreigner. You fit in nowhere

- You have heard of Bubble Tea but have never actually had any

- You are confused about your cultural identity and express this frustration through spoken word performances at your college

- You read A. magazine and think it’s great

- You do not know who Edison, Jay Chou, Ayu, or G.O.D. are

- You are only vaguely aware of the other Asians below

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Yap (Young Asian Professional)

- You are in one of these professions:a) Medicine / Pharmaceuticalb) Engineeringc) Financed) Investment Bankinge) Accounting

- Most of your wardrobe was purchased at Banana Republic

- You go to ‘mixers' on Thursday nights to meet other Yaps and talk about the Dow Jones.

- You did exactly what your parents wanted you to do and as a result, your life is hella boring

- Your apartment/home is decorated almost exclusively with stuff from Pier 1

- Your parents always talk to their friends about how much money you make. If they don’t, then you’re a dissapointment

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Fob (Fresh Off tha Boat)

- You were not born in America

- You know who Edison, Jay Chou, Ayu, or G.O.D. are. In fact, you have seen them at Atlantic City or Las Vegas recently

- You speak your native language fluently and so do all your friends

- You do not have any non-Asian friends

- Your parents do not speak any English

- When you speak English, you like to make everything plural

- You get extremely good grades in school

- You cannot dance

- Your fashion sense comes from whatever country you’re from and you incorporate nothing from American fashion into your wardrobe

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SuperFob

- Your command of the English language is minimal and you don’t care

- You like dim sum chicken feet

- You do not own a single CD, VCD, Video game, or DVD that isn’t bootlegged

- Your only hangout is Chinatown

- All the lights in your house are fluorescent

- You dry your cloths outside your window

- You need a haircut

- You either smell like cigarettes or food

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Fobabee

- You are an Asian-American or Twinkie who has recently ‘awoken'

- You have a newly found fetish of Asian girls/boys

- You have taken the Asian Studies course at college

- You are trying to learn as much as possible about your culture to make up for your lifetime of trying to be white (Twinkie ; Banana) or Black (Chigger ; Tea egg)

- If you are lucky, you will grow to become Fobulous

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Gangsta Fob (Fobsta)

- You have shot another Asian

- Your favorite hangout is a pool hall

- When you talk, you sound like a cross between a Fob and an urban black kid

- Your hair looks silly, but no one will tell you because you’ll shoot them

- You have a serious gambling problem

- You are a Rice-boy, but your mods are cheap and are never painted to match the rest of your car

- No one tells you your rice ride looks cheap because you’ll shoot them

- You want to have a Tab girlfriend, but can only get Hoochie Tabs

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Tab (Trendy Asian B*tch)

- You shop at A/X, Bebe and Club Monaco

- You only wear black and will occasionally wear white to ‘mix it up'. You do not weigh more than 105 lbs

- You have never paid for dinner at a restaurant in your life

- Platform heels are your favorite

- You are a makeup expert, in fact, you appear completely flawless

- You do not smile in public- You are the object of desire of all Asian men and you know it

- You smoke

- Your cell phone is completely customized

- Somewhere in your purse is a Sanrio item

- You only date Asian and will only date a boy with a nice car

- You are often seen with Rice-boys

- You never travel alone. You are either in the company of other Tabs or your Rice-boy boyfriend

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Hoochie Tab

- You are an import car model

- Your boobs are not real

- There are naked pictures of you floating around on the internet somewhere

- Clear heels are your favorite

- Your role models are Tila Nguyen and Kaila Yu

- Your boyfriend is a Gangsta Fob

- You cheat on your boyfriend

- Unlike most Asians, you do not do well in school
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Rice-Boy

- You drive an Asian import. Usually a Honda or Acura

- Your souped up car (known as a Rice-ride or Rice-rocket) is unrecognizable from it’s original stock form

- Your exhaust pipe is big enough for your head to fit in

- The spoiler on your car looks like it was made by Boeing

- The interior of your car also looks like it was designed by Boeing

- You always drive like you are racing someone

- You are not afraid of dying in a crash, but you are afraid of speed bumps and parking lot on-ramps

- The only other person besides yourself who can sit in your car is your 105 lbs Tab girlfriend. If anyone else sits in your car, the entire bottom of it will be touching the ground

- Even though your car is a Honda, it goes faster and is worth more than a Lotus Esprit

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Fobulous

- You speak perfect English and you are fluent in your native language

- You have Asian friends as well as non-Asian friends

- You listen to Asian pop as well as American music

- You are equally aware of both popular American culture and Asian pop culture

- You are a good dancer

- You date Asian by choice even though you could rock the opposite sex of any other race

- You are a good designer and have superior Html skills (for that fly MySpace / Xanga page)

- For you, FOB stands for Fabulous Oriental Being

- You have lots of Asian pride

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I like to think I'm Fobulous, and NOT a Fob :P Granted, I can't dance. Nor do I fulfill the criteria of the other 2 below that. But still. Lol

Funny yet so true.

Got this from Grace on Super Wall. hehe

... You know you live in 2008 when ....

1. You go to a party, sit down and take pics and put them on facebook





2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.





3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have MSN/facebook/Bebo/MySpace.





4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.





6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer.




7. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling.





8. You think about how stupid you are for reading this.




9. You were too busy to notice number five.





10. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five.




11. And now you're laughing at your stupidity.

missed me?

hehe. i'm back.. for a short while.

it's been pretty hectic around here since i last posted. i really wanna blog about everything that's been happening/going to happen but i've got no time! i seriously think i need 37 hours in a day. got tons of pics to post too but my bandwidth is over the limit for this month so uploading pics are a no no according to the little brother. and i've been missing out on this week's episode of prison break, gossip girl, and one tree hill. speaking of oth, at the end of episode 2, i sat frozen on my bed for 5 whole minutes.. and there were only 3 letters in my head - OMG! lol sorry, digressed. anyhoo, i can't even check facebook oasis properly. hehe did i tell u that i've finally accepted facebook? lol. i know. evil thing. i realised there's never "just 5 minutes on facebook". sad, but true.

oh yes, and i've got sammy boy's virgin trip to aust pics to post. hahah. very surprised but very happy :) and my bday pics with lotsa lovely ppl. and jeremy's 21st toga party and who showed up at the end, esther's bday dinner, yan ying's stolen car plate (hehe funny story), things that have been going on at uni and prac.. there's always so much stuff that i wanna post up but then u find before u have time to post that up, something else happens and then another and another. then u end up with a whole bunch of very late posts..which sometimes i just go..screw it. let's move on. hahah. we'll see how it goes this time. 

ooh going back to uni, i scored a 100 on my caa test! wooooooooot!!! lol. okayyy it's actually nth to be too proud of cos they were repeated questions from the first attempt. so i just memorised the answers i got wrong. hahaha. hey it's still legit. and i'm very very proud to say i finished my social inclusion essay that's due in 3 weeks *pats self on back* i'm not a nerd. really. hahah it's just that i have 3 other major assignments due then so i'm better off getting this one out of the way. ohh and at prac last week, we got to do more than just push the residents around in their wheelchair and brush their teeth. how exciting! we got to make them paper hats for the upcoming Melbourne Cup..... -.-'" what do i study again...?
 
oh well i'll tell u bout yan ying's story since it's a non-picture related post. hehe funny story.. yan ying got to her car in uni only to find one of her car plate got stolen. she was so mad that she put her human bio book on the top of her car (while checking her car plate i presume), and drove off. LOL. just laugh along even if u think it's not funny cos i found it hilarious. hehe.

ohhh i have to tell u bout my newest addiction obsession! (can't use addiction, else i would have had to go for the computer forum thing today - don't try to understand. only fga ppl wud know). anywaysss, i'm overwhelmed by the number of online shopping blogs that's out there. i somehow received the newsfeed thing for one of them online shopping blogs and just clicked on the link out of curiosity. i haven't gone one day without checking them out since. i must admit, some of them i very lala-ish. but there r some pretty nice ones out there. reasonably priced too. i saw a couple that i really really liked but they were sold out and non-restockable. i couldn't sleep on the first night. hahah. then i found the same one on another blog. oh happy day!!! lol. and kudos to muffin for running around to get it for me.

Freedom camp is on this friday till monday!!! (that's when my bandwidth thingy restarts. what perfect timing) can't wait to see what God has in store for us!! :) my biological clock is going to be screwed. haven't woken up at 7.30 am in the longest time. ohh did i mention, for prac, i was 1 of the 4 students that got to attend prac at 4-7.30pm! sweeeeeeeeett! the rest of them had 7-11am shifts. hahah. okayy i think i mentioned that before. nvm. 

how's that for a very long post to make up for my temporary hiatus? it's sleepy time. 5 more weeks till the end of uni... i think. i should really check that out. goodnight!

ps: to mummy and daddy, don't worry. i'm not squandering my money away. they'r in safe hands :) miss u! love u!

Kids say the darndest things #173

"When I get baptist (baptised), can I blow bubbles?"

Click on the link!

jess, ange, all u Edward Cullen fans, this is for you.

it's hilariously brilliant.

credits to miccy.

Gender confusion

Speaking of David and Goliath, i'm a bit worried that the kids might be a wee bit confused about their gender..

Roles:
King Saul- Esther
Goliath- Michelle
David- me

when i stepped out as David, the kids were like "That's a girl! *giggles giggles*" lol. made us laugh in the middle of the skit too. And when i taught my pre-kindys after that, those little chumps kept saying "u'r a boy! David's a girl! *giggles giggles*" lol.

i keep picturing that little boy go "Mummy! Mummy! David's a girl! Am i a girl too?"

need a break from studying/working?

LOL. Now stop procrastinating, you lazy bum!

Achmed the Dead Terrorist

lol. watch! or "i kill you!"

*giggles*

ROFLMAO

Lodgians should read this. pretty sure u can recognise him. hehe

i'm not trying to be mean. just thought i would help spread their super cina love blog

never fails to crack me up everytime i read it.

Lol their 2nd post was probably the one that stuck with me till now

ah well..the things people do when they'r in L.O.V.E

made my day :) ROFLMAO

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